Random ::Things To Do In An Elevator::

I came across this a couple days ago and thought it hillarious.  I probebly will try a couple of them but boy some of them are down right odd.  Enjoy! 

 

 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”

 

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68 Responses to “Random ::Things To Do In An Elevator::”

  1. 27. Pretend you are a ghosthunter and check everyones belongings to see if they are possesed. If someone asks why, reply with, “The ghost of Benjamin Franklin has been trying to learn how to control elevators.” If they respond to that, tell them you are Ben Franklin.

  2. AHAHHAHAH number 27 is a good one!

  3. HAHA! That’s sidesplitting! We gotta try it sometime!

  4. hi,
    i am Amino’s friend — I thought I’d visit your blog because Amino told me about you! ^_^
    *Amino would like to assassin omar for mysterious resons*

    I think you should add:
    28. When you get in the elevator, press the wrong button first, then scratch your head. Press another, and then stare at the cileling thinking, “Oh no, it’s gotta be…” press another button..and so on until you pressed them ALL! LOL

  5. hahah thats another good one. Man we need to compile them and send them spamming sometime soon. Bring on 29 somebody!!!

    btw has anyone tried any of them yet?? Whenever, Im in the elevator its empty. Not many students use them at the uni. They think its just for the teachers. bleh!

    and thanks omar for checking my blog out. She has told me a little about you too. LOL

    –kloude

  6. 😀

    I once tried singing out loud,
    and the two girls were literally staring with a blank stare 😐

    ya3nee I was soo in the mood to sing, and I did it in the elevator. Well, ta7sheesh! Only for teachers — LOOOL. I use it almost everyday for my classes, so i will try doing these random things!

    thanks for dropping a comment on my blog,
    and my friend Amer Halasa did the video. Well, I was in Digital Fortress for Dan Brown, now I ditched it for a far more interesting book. The one which my favourite movie is based on. The Ring by Koji Suzuki — It’s a must read!

  7. Somebody is obsessed with The Ring and rings and cirlces haha!

  8. Amino,

    You shall die in 4 days! Mwahahahaha.

    Yeah, like the obsession of being a director, nancy ajram, christina aguilera, orange juice, hawaii, you! ^_^

  9. if you like the ring you should watch ‘the skeleton key’ its beyond awsome!

  10. With Kate Hudson?

    I wanted to watch that — I loved the trailer. But you know, tons of movies come out. You watch tons, but you still got tons to watch! hehe

    I would love to loan it from the library some time, maybe this week! yay 😀

    thanks for the recommendation

    omar

  11. Sounds like Christina is turning into a bit of a snob with her latest demands on her dressing room setups. She used to be so sweet! I miss the Britney days!!

  12. Holler ‘Chutes away!’ whenever the elevator descends

  13. 29. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: ‘Got enough air in there?’

    30. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

  14. 31. have a pen and notepad in your hand and ask someone- “how do you spell shoot you in the fuckin face?”

  15. Hahaha….omg… those ar great! I’m gunna have to try these sometime…. lol

  16. 32.

    When there are a mass of people in the elevator, push all the buttons and then start the party boy dance.

  17. number 31 is kinda ehh. PARTY BOY!! lol.

    33. bring a fart machine and hide it in your purse/brief case and push the button. look around and make a funky face.

  18. Haha all of these are great.

    34. I was in a elevator and i was feeling stupid so i found some chalk and drew a chalk line down the middle of the elevator…i pointed to where the woman was standing and screamed “THAT IS YOUR SIDE!” then i pointed to the side i was standing in and screamed “THIS IS MY SIDE!”…Each time she would step over the line i would look at her and continue looking at her until she moved.

    Lol all of these are heaps good
    x x x Katie

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  20. 35. sit in the corner on the ground with some form of stuffed animal, rocking back and forth slightly uttering maniacal mutterings to yourself. When someone talks to you [or attempts to remove you] scream hysterically until they leave you… or you are forcefully removed by security.
    [and if you get arrested it’s not my fault lol]
    kristina

  21. 36. When someone enters the elevator, ask the name EXAMPLE: the name is donna, call them every d name you can think of besides donna!

  22. EXCELLENT!!!!!!! Did some of them and got flipped off twice. Little Life Lesson #1: Don’t do these things on bikers.

    Mimi

  23. 37. When somebody gets in and drushes your shoulder start pointing at them and yell BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH over an over. LOL to all of these. I tried #35 and was removed from the building. I almost got fired.

  24. Crazy lil DeVil Says:

    I am like the queen of random!! i actually did this no matter how unbelievabe it sounds, but hey…

    38. lie in front of the doorway in the elevator parallel to the sliding doors, and when anyone gets on and off clap!!

    it gets the weirdest reactions. One person actually called security and said there is a mentally retard stuck in the elevator!!

  25. Lmfao!

    Hilarious 😀
    I’ll try this sometime <33

  26. haha omg once one of my friends and i were in an elevator and i started pretending to hyperventalate and started screaming “oh my God!!! the doors are closing! what do we do!” and she was like “its okay!!! the doors will eventually open again” and i was like “i think i can do this” and she started patting my back while i pretended to hyperventalate and everyone was staring at us like we were freaks and some random old lady was luaghing… =D

  27. 39. take a chair and a newspaper set teh chair up sit down and keep lowering the paper to stare at ppl thenm when they look a you say “shit” and lift it back above your face.

    40.take in a pair of binoculars and look at ppl then when the look at you wave at them like they are heaps far away

    41.take in a guitar (if you can play) and serenade ppl witrh love songs (actually did this one ronan keeting when you say nothing at all style)

    42.wear a swim suit and ask people which floor the pool is on

    43.get a camera and ask random people if you can get a photo with them.

    44.stand really close to the doors when they open (smile randomly) … i do this one everytime i am in an elevator

    45.dress up in medieval war gera and ask where the battle is

    46.get changed as soon as the doors close and act like u hav to finish when the doors open again

    47.wear a raincoat then start singing its raining men (people actually thought i was gay… did get this cute guys phone number tho ;)..)

    48.fill the elevator with trolleys from a supermarket then watch people cram in and the never remove them for some reason

    49.talk to your watch and say “yes they are in the elevator… cant talk tho they are next to me”

    … got heaps more but they still need work will post again soon…

  28. 50. dance like the bald guy on Six Flags commercials while humming the song “we like to party” outside of the doors. When they open and you see people act shocked and say “oh man you just saw my moves”

  29. I have one

    Yell Very loud “IM AM WEARING PANTS TODAY”

  30. 51. Blind fold your date and tell her your bringing her somewhere she has never gone before. Then take it off on the elevator and “SEE! Didn’t I tell you?! It’s like DISNEY WORLD”

  31. 52. Look at someone until they say what and then look away like you didn’t do it. See how many times you can repeat it with one person:)

  32. 52. If you’re in an elevator with one other person, poke them and point at the air beside you when they stare at you.

  33. 53. Take a friend into an elevator, probably a girl, and just when you get to another floor yell, ” WHERE’S MY MONEY!!!” then when the doors open act all composed while your friend (pretend) cries in the corner. :^*

  34. love 32 but when you do it draw the line perpendicular to the door so that people have to cross it to get out of the door then when they try to cross it just scream at them till they either leave or start crying

  35. ops i meant 34 not 32

  36. Face the corner n act like ur pickin a wedgie. n snap ur underwear a couple times

  37. 54. if there is a bunch of people on the elevator, mash all the buttons on your way out! tht will make the remaing pple REAL made!!!!!!! lol

  38. 55. When theres a bunch of people in the elevator make your hands into a fake gun and shout BAM, BAM, BAM!! then when people look at you, stare back at them blankly 🙂 (its really funny i did it once)

  39. 56. lean against the button panel

  40. Sit down in the middle of the floor. Rock back and forth while sucking your thumb. If anyone asks if ur ok, tell them you lost your baabaa.

    open a pack of skittles and offer random people one. If they take more then oone, yell:”I SAID ONE!” if threy say no thanks, tell them:”Your hurting my feelings. This means so much to me”

    Stare blankly at someone. If they say: “What?” dont say anything just keep staring.

    Tell someone: “Ive lost my mind. Have you seen it anywhere?”

    say to the air in front of you: “Hey buddy! Havent seen you in ages!”

  41. 58.) Bring a really strong-smelling food into the elevator with you, and eat it really slowly as you ride up and down. If anyone questions you about it, tell them that you are on your lunch break.

  42. 57>get a couple of friends and wait for a bunch of ppl to get on the elevator then just start laughing out of no were then just stop and stair at the other ppl like they are crazy

  43. haha #56 is hilarious but when they say move plz act like u dont understand their language and say something random like

    dera noy goter

    and then dont move

  44. 57. stand there with sokme paper and tear it up then drop it on there head and if someone else comes in yell and say the person u dropped it on littered

  45. eat a hmaburger in a hot dog bun and see if anyone says something

  46. lol these are hilaroius
    58. start sobbing loudly & if somebody asks you what’s wrong either (tell them that you lost your sock) or (scream “DONT HASSLE ME!!!!”)

  47. Go in a corner, facing it ,crouch down and rock back and fourth saying ” they are going to kill me, they are going to kill me” repeatedly

  48. 59.) Stare at total strangers and after a while, speak into your collar and say,” Delta 7 to Blade runner. subject 789 is unresponsive. Code 72134.”

  49. Goin to teh mall :3 Says:

    Sit on the ground and Stare at a random person’s leg and see if the look at you, when they do look away, And then inch closer to the leg seeing if they notice, Then sit right next to them and say ‘Your shoes untied :3’

  50. say to the other passengers “i’m sorry, but shirts and shoes are requred.” and when they say they are wearing that, mutter, “whatever.”

  51. eat a hotdog in a hamburger bun and see if anyone says something

  52. 58. Whenever someone gets on tell them you want to be a hotdog when grow up. After they reply start secreming and running in circles franticly.

    59. Sit in a corner and whenever someone gets near you hit them with a bag in your hand and scream “Stay AWAY!!!” and dont stop hitting them until they get off the elevator.

  53. 60. When someone gets in the elevator say “Poke Poke Touch!” really loud and poke them when u say poke and touch them when you say touch! 😎 lol

  54. 58. When someone gets on tell them when you grow up u want to be a hotdog. When they reply scream and run around in circles franticly.

    59. When someone gets on say, “50 cents please” until they give you 50 cents keep saying “50 cents.”

  55. 58. sit in a corner and rock back and forth whispering to yourself. when someone tries to talk to you scream or give them the evil eye. When they get off scream “Merry Halloween” at them. for xtra fun trow something hard at them. ex: a pebble, hard candy, a filled up water bottle

  56. stuffed animals are very cute and lovely, i bet that most kids and even women loves them ”`

  57. 69. hold a piece of wood and say yer holding it 4 yur imaginary beaver

  58. pick your noes and fling it at some one p.s i like number #55

  59. say i will have a fit on your sofa. and if they ask why say cos i want to. or if they say weirdo you say were. if they ignore go up to them an pull a face at them

  60. lol to aLL of them there funny who has halo reach here

  61. Great stuff – very funny

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  63. iv tryed most of them and the people got out of the elevator pretty much right away haha.x

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  65. PaperclipAssassin Says:

    70. Send your shoe down before you, and when you get to the lobby, ask random people if they’ve seen your shoe. Works with pants and stuff too.

    80. When someone else gets on the elevator, flick the automatic stop button, and say,”Gerald, we need to talk.”

    81. When someone else gets on, bump into them and say,”Do you mind?!?”

    82. When someone reaches into their purse or briefcase, make a gun shape with your hands, and say,” Hands on your head! No sudden movements! I have a paperclip and I’m not afraid to use it!”

  66. PaperclipAssassin Says:

    83. When someone else gets on, pretend you are on the phone. Suddenly start freaking out, and yell,” Uncle Freddie?!? You killed Uncle Freddie?!? I’m gonna break yo’ legs!!!!”

  67. in a crowded elevator tell everyone “I bet you’re all wondering why i gathered you here?”

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