Word to the Wise ::9 Words Women Use::

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying Stick it in your Ear!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.

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6 Responses to “Word to the Wise ::9 Words Women Use::”

  1. 1. fine is used when the argument is lost
    2. that’s not just women that’s an arab thing
    3. true
    4. true
    5. very true
    6. that’s ok really means ‘that’s ok but don’t do it again’
    7. um….ok
    8. whatever also means shutup
    9. it means “i’m doing this but you owe me”

  2. πŸ˜€ Those are so true. I pity men …

  3. I love that this is filed under “Health and Fitness.”

    πŸ˜†

  4. damn!
    i hope so men would read these statements!

  5. I would like to know why, no what…events happened that caused you to analyze and catagorize terms such as these that are commonly used by women. And the men….ummm, why is it directed to interaction with the male species? Just curious! But would love some background history. Luv it!

  6. lol you honestly thought i came up with that? lol I just copied it off my friend! :p

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